Here are some things said to me during recent phone converations.
Derek: I think I'm getting my first period.
Mom: Oh dear. Maybe I should have included instructions with the marshmallows.
George: They should put signs on each individual Christmas light saying, "This light is not funded by the City of Seattle".
Meryl: It's Thanksgiving and I'm wearing a freakin' neck brace, but my mother is accusing me of being an abusive child.
Leazle: I just drove past the Liberace Museum. Holy crap, how did people NOT know he was gay?!?
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ah yes, and the gigantic "tin man spare parts" menorah was disassembled this weekend.
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